Hi, so yeah, I'm pretty new to QOTW, and this thread seems to have a lot of replies so I'm going to post here
Why is everyone so angry? I mean, Mr Poof Lake seems to be having a bit of trouble getting on with Mr. Boyce, did they fall out over a toy or game or something?
At least Mr. Boyce seems calm, I think maybe Mr. Poof Lake should have a little rest, I find its helpful to just lie down for a bit, breathe deeply and let all the anger go.

Also, hi guys, I'm windy pig, nice to meet you all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 May 2013, 9:31, 2 replies)

i thought it was Poo Flake for years, until he pointed it out
still struggle to get on board with the whole Poof Lake thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:39, closed)

Really?
I assumed it was poo flake too.

Shows how the written word can be misinterpreted.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:42, closed)

No it is Poof Lake
Which is poor as he could have gone with Queer Mere
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:57, closed)

It's actually a contraction of his full name - Patrick Oisin O'Flake

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:07, closed)

That explains a lot.


The alcoholism and poor diet for starters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:12, closed)

Frankly I am extremely embarrassed by this whole venture.
When I posted 'You're just not putting the effort into your lies these days' in response to Pooflake's lie, I genuinely had no idea what would would follow.

Sorry, gang!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:56, closed)

Well you shouldn't have got so upset and angry then.
I hope that now you've had a good night's sleep you can keep your itchy flounce trigger under control, but I doubt it
(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:06, closed)

You're so right.
I'm always flouncing, me. Famous for it. I really should stop but I just can't help myself. It's just flounce, flounce flounce for old Monty. If I'm not flouncing, I'm just getting angrier and angrier at the internet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:11, closed)

legless defence
Next you'll be saying that you deliberately wanted this all to happen, that it's only a joke and you're glad everyone hates you.

Good morning Monty, how was your night btw? Cold and lonely?
(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:22, closed)

Quite the opposite.
I just observed that Poofy's heart seems not to be in his lies any more. That's it. Fairly innocuous remark, it seemed to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:30, closed)

But you still got zinged tho
& badly it would seem.

Can't see why else you would've got so upset.
Family eh? The Achilles Heel for lots of the /qotw trolls.
Who'da thunk it?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 10:13, closed)

EDIT:
Yet you guys throw all sorts of stuff at me about my marriage, how my wife looks and really inappropriate stuff about my daughter.

Here I am, mostly happily married for 15 odd years, a fairly well adjusted, smart and active kid, financially secure no matter what I chose to do.


"Cheers"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 10:19, closed)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:19, closed)

Sharp comeback.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 10:27, closed)