my first proper boyfriend
used to steal cigarette butts from pub ashtrays, harvest the tobacco, and make lollipop-stick thin rollies from them. That way he only had to spend his dole money on teabags, rizla and guitar strings. Thank heavens for free condoms from the Brook Clinic. I shudder to think of the soggy alternative.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:48, 6 replies)

Done worse
The railway station and bus stops were pretty good for half smoked cigs.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:24, closed)

I did that for years..
..as an impoverished mentalist who just didn't care much about himself. I used to smoke joint ends I'd find on the floor just as they were.

Went for my first std/hep/HIV check up earlier in the year and was given the all-clear. I feel lucky..
(lost, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:21, closed)

Fantastic!
Someone's been looking after you for sure!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:05, closed)

Are you taking the piss?
The exclamation marks make me nervous.

I don't ascribe any luck to anyone looking after me. Life so far has proved to be meaningless, although I take comfort in having a conscience and hope others do too.
(lost, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:08, closed)

I find a bit of conflict
in having a conscience and seeing life as meaningless - would be interesting to see what people think about that over on OT.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:52, closed)

God
I think we might have the same ex-boyfriend!!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:58, closed)