I don't buy people gifts for xmas
instead i tell them to buy something nice for themselves,
a) because i don't want some pointless piece of shite you've found on the floor and wrapped up to give to me for xmas
b) i'm sure you don't want the crap that i'd buy you
c) with the money i saved from not buying you some pointless bit of tat, i've managed to save up and buy myself something I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!

oh... and you can get at least 2 cups of tea from a teabag! (and if you hang them on the washing line, you can get 4!)
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:32, 4 replies)

There's a family story...
About my granddad - he allegedly made 17 cups from one bag this one time...
( snee held his breath since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:22, closed)

That is wrong.
It takes 2 tea bags to make one mug of tea and to use 1 teabag 4 times you would need to allow 7 hours of brewing time!!!

Damn it - why does nobody appreciate a good, strong cup of tea anymore!!!!!!
(aroe_m0rre, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:15, closed)

I don't do Christmas at all;
if people want to buy me a present I tell them to donate to charity instead.
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:00, closed)

And I'm sure they do
rather than just keeping the money.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 11:33, closed)