'Stealing from work'
is a subject I've suggested for QOTW. I too stole toilet rolls.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:36, 2 replies)

Top idea
Although a little bit iffy....

Friday's haul over here was 100 blank CDs and 50 DVDs, a PCI WiFi card, brand new keyboard and mouse I found in the cupboard, and a DVD burner.

Having the authority to actually order the things before stealing is a good thing. Not sure if this makes it more of a crime though, does it become fraud instead of theft?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:48, closed)

It could always be
"things I stole from the workplace before my current one"

So far (err... I mean "in total at my previous employer") the haul includes:

A few parts that became part of a halloween costume, and have taken home without any paperwork (not exactly stealing, but Security still treat it as such...) a over a grands' worth of UPS (+ extra "out of date" batteries) and DAQ / digital IO equipment. So my PC can now sit downloading all day running on batteries that are charged from inexpensive nighttime electricity, and I can turn on my kettle from my living room- or even from work!

Oh, and a (sadly, non-functional) model of an ROV. Plus assorted stationary, batteries, etc.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:21, closed)

The best I can manage...
...is taking home some transparent plastic folders I found in a former colleague's desk drawers after he'd left, instead of returning them to the stationery cupboard they'd originally come from years before. How many years would I get for that?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:58, closed)

You'd get
DEATH!
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:05, closed)

I'd prefer cake.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 19:50, closed)