*click*
I might steal your ideas. I fucking hate fancy dress. "You're invited to my party - but only if you spend a considerable amount of your valuable time and money finding and buying a costume according to some stupid theme I have chosen because I am so wacky and KERRAZEE, only to throw it in a cupboard afterwards and leave it gathering dust for all eternity!"

Shove your party up your arse then.

Miserable bitch? Me?
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:31, 1 reply)

Girls at work
will take any opportunity to dress up. Hallowe'en this Friday: ooh, let's dress up! Why? Why??? You're in your 20s FFS. They've all spent about thirty or forty quid each on hiring a costume. When asked if I wanted to join in I said, grumpily, "No thanks. I'm not a girl. Or 9..."
And I'm taking the day off because my girlfriend buggers off to work in the States and I'm off walking.
(Ghostlight, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:15, closed)

Speaking of Hallowe'en
Myself and a few mates will be going to Dundee (no, don't laugh) this weekend at least in part for this reason.

We don't dress up - that would be childish - but almost every attractive female this side of 40 does. Nurses, schoolies, dominatrixes, you name it. Crumbs.

*rubs (own) thighs suggestively*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:51, closed)

Bollocks is it childish
It's fun, as long as it's only once or twice a year.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:08, closed)