In Morrisons
Our housemate literally threw his toys out of the pram when we decided to buy some prawn mayonnaise sandwich spread.

We had £100 of stuff between four that he could potentially eat, including items that only he wanted to eat. But as the spread went in the trolley, he said: 'I won't eat that, so I'm not paying for it.'

'We'll eat it, so we're getting it. It's only £1.50.'

He then had a cataclysmic breakdown, throwing the spread to the floor.

'Won't eat THAT, won't eat THAT...' as he grabbed another unfavoured item, 'won't eat THAT, and I WON'T EAT THAT!!!'

He didn't come shopping with us again.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 23:29, 5 replies)

ewww
prawn mayonnaise sandwich spread.


ewwww...
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 3:33, closed)

Did you'
smack his arse and tell him he couldn't have a ride in the Postman Pat van?
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:04, closed)

Three norms and a rich git...
I lived in a student house with 2 other guys and a girl.
One of the other guys came from a family that owned part of Wales.

We had a local Tesco, Asda, and M&S.
Guess which one he went to when it was his turn to go for the shopping?
So the £50 a week we had for shopping filled two carrier bags, most of the contents of which went into his bedroom because we had so much of the previous weeks shopping left.

Did we allow him to go out on his own again?
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:49, closed)

Your mate
was literally in a pram? How old is he?
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 23:48, closed)

He was
20.

And should have been sitting in the trolley seat, correct.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:45, closed)