On a Buffet tip
Was in a decent chinese buffet in Glasgow the other weekk and in my direct line of sight was a very slim, dyed blonde, trilby on the table, type woman.

I IMMEDIATELY had her down as an Eastern European sex worker. She was shovelling away a plate of scran as if she had been locked in a rape room for a week.

She hadn't finished chewing her last mouthful when she was back up, surveying the MSG goodies. It was at this point her cheap leapord print high heels betrayed her occupation........ whore.

She went on to plow through 3 plates, sizable and hearty, every one of them. Never stopping to fucking breathe. Im sure she has had practise of her airways being blocked.
Next thing she is cramming a fucking wedge of gat-oh intay a wee bowl which was on a saucer that she then piled up with fruit salad.


Then another round of cake and fruit.....

And another, this time with a chicken and sweetcorn soup side....????

And amazingly, yet another wedge of gat-oh, ramming the cunt right into this wee bowl, dousing it in cream AND mair fruit salad....now bear in mind she is sitting right next to the cake bit, so she is up fer mair fruit in between gulps. Gobbling mandarins like limp cocks.

Im stunned.

She puts her trilby on and grabs a fucking Mr Kipling apple pie and heads for the door, I finish also and follow her, hoping to have her ethnicity revealed...She pays her bill, but she never spoke, but i
did see that she never even had a drink...WTF. All that food and not even a bloody soda water. Her gangmaster must have given her the exact amount and told her to eat enough for a week. She did.

She was a pro, in every sense of the word....
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 10:28, 9 replies)

Gobbling mandarins like limp cocks.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
L O L
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:15, closed)

Missing cup?
Perhaps she was one of the "Two Girls"......
(Pewit does things down under, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:16, closed)

erm...
you've just described a very hungry person, not a tightwad.
(Gomi No Sensei, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:21, closed)

it's her pimp that's the tightwad, innit
poor lass
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:28, closed)

My god!
Just imagine it! Not only is she probably poor, exploited and hungry, but she's tight as well! How do such people live with themselves?

Better, at least, than being an ignorant, misogynistic racist twat, I suppose.
(frankspencer, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:52, closed)

oh my
thunder cunt alert....
kneejerk fucknuts in the area....

I merely, for my own idle enjoyment, assumed she was an Estonian sex worker...this was never confirmed...i submitted the story because she did not buy a drink, which is unusual behaviour for an all you can eat buffet and therefore fell into what i would consider to have been a tightwad...like all the other borderline tales on here.

Ignorant - don't see it

Mysoginistic - what, because she was female, and she was in my story...tenuous, very tenuous.

Racist - what because i ASSUMED she was from an Eastern European country. Its only an unsubstantiated opinion Frank, so why don't you fuck back off to your wanking hutch and make up some more vitriol.

If i had the time or the inclination i would go over your own brand of puerile posts and spunk my opinions all over them..But i won't, because you are a CUNT and don't deserve the attention you so obviously and painfully seek.

Edit to say, she looked healthy as fuck, not hard done by or abused, with a great arse (or is that misogynistic Frank, you fucking twat...

You folk really do read far too much into throwaway comments.

Get back to work, that might help.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:02, closed)

uh-oh
Sounds like someone's realised there story was poor, and is on the defensive
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:18, closed)

Hahaha!
Wanking hutch!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:19, closed)

2nd
Wanking hutch is now my new catchphrase (in real life)
(muzzvsworld, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 7:37, closed)