The nuns at my school
were very cheap too. At break time one of them would stand in the front door of the toilets with the toilet paper in her hand, rationing it to the girls who wanted to use the toilet.

She'd give you ONE piece of toilet paper, and if you asked for more, she'd say "why do you need more paper for such a little hole?"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:17, 14 replies)

But
don't girls have 2 little holes down there? My memory is foggy...
(GONEism, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:21, closed)

Eh?
Three, Shirley?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:22, closed)

5
when ive finished with em

And don't call me Shirley
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:23, closed)

Well,
2 holes you could jam paper in. Below the waist. Gawd.
(GONEism, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:26, closed)

is this where the saying...
tighter than a nuns cunt comes from?
(Sir_Digby_Chicken_Caeser [email protected], Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:33, closed)

nuns
"why do you need more paper for such a little hole?"

Should reply, cause Father Jack called last night...
(Booked_moss, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:25, closed)

Maybe
She assumed you weren't going to use all your holes at the same time.

I have to say that if you begged for more because you were going to do the big thing, she'd give you 2 pieces.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:26, closed)

blimey
I hope they never fed you spicy food.
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:06, closed)

I bet it was that nasty cheap hard paper too
that doesn't work properly.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:27, closed)

Yes.
You could always try to sneak past the "big girls" toilet. They didn't have a nun in the door (but the toilet paper was the same)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:28, closed)

You mean the stuff like tracing paper?
I call that RAMBO paper, because it won't take sh*t off anyone!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:08, closed)

That's amazing!
Good work :D
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:38, closed)

There is a technique
for using the tracing paper style bog paper.
You tear a small hole in the middle,
poke your finger through,
wipe your arse with your finger,
remove the paper from your finger and wipe it clean in the process,
use the small piece your tore out of the centre to clean the shit out from under your finger nail.
( turb0t, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:43, closed)

I found this odd
at Russian railway stations. They have someone who gives you a few sheets in case someone thought of nicking the whole roll!
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:32, closed)