Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Well, I'm a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.A Pastafarian, if you will. And it's all true. His noodly tentacles. Pirates. Global warming. All bastard true.
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His noodly appendage once touched me.It was warm and covered in tomato sauce.
The global warming graph is amazing, got it on a t-shirt.
Although with all these new pirates in Somalia shouldn't Global Warming be reversing??
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I think it is.It's been pissing down all Summer.
Then again, I live in Manchester...
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It is!A little bit. All the anti-Climate Change folks are touting this as prrof that everyone else is wrong.
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Good on you!There is a car in the car park where i work with a FSM motif on its boot (like the fishys the chirstians have).
May you be blessed by the Pastary one.
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:56,
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