Dunno how true this is,
but apparently an old friend of mine got ass raped by the family Alsatian. So the story goes, he'd just got out the bath. Stepped out the bathroom with just a towel round him. must mention here, he was a short guy.Maybe he was a distant relative of the window licking bint you've just described.
Anyways, he exits the bathroom, and the family mutt is there, panting and looking a bit crazed. The next details are a bit fuzzy - I got told by another guy - but the dog went for him. He thought it was going to savage him, but it managed to get him on his front, and do the beast with two backs (fnarr fnarr) with him. Alsatian lipstick up the Marmite motorway.
As I say, I dunno how true this was, I wasn't such a cunt (then) to casually drop it into convo with the guy. Every time I saw him since then though, I just had this image of doggy rape :)
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:10, 2 replies)

*splutter*

( rofl harris, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:27, closed)

I doubt the dog actually "got in" to be honest
... but he sounds like a hound with discipline problems to me, anyhoo.

I lived alone with two fuck-off huge German Shepherds - still have one of them. Never have they attempted to do the wild thing on any part of my anatomy or indeed anyone else's - well trained that they are. Dogs "play mount" other dogs (and people) due to complex issues but mostly based on pack order, innit.
My bf's guide dog however - well, this current one's a leg hugging looney in a way that never includes the shagging motion as such, but bf did also have one years ago who got onto the bed and tried to join in the lovins that he was enjoying with his then gf by jumping on my bf's back and giving it plenty. And the dog was a she dog.

Makes you wonder what they're teaching them at Guide Dogs for the Blind !
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:52, closed)

Its that David Blunkett
He's a bad influence
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:26, closed)