
I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
( , Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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no funny stuff in this one, i love my conspiracy theories, I think Diana was murdered, as was Kurt Cobain, I dont believe in Area 51, theres too much hype about it, I think area 51 is actually a decoy, attracting UFOlogists, whereas the actual place where they keep the aliens is somewhere inconspicuous. haha. I dont mind being that strange girl who no one really likes. I like me and thats enough haha either that or this chip that the government planted in my brain to alter my reality isnt working right now :D
( , Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:50, 5 replies)

I like the strange girls that no one really likes, easy prey and so much more greatful, so hows about it sweet cheeks?
( , Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:23, closed)

that is a really tempting offer, I aint easy prey, as my fella can agree haha,sorry 'sweetcheeks' ;)
( , Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:40, closed)

simply because they 'dont mind being that strange girl who no one really likes.' and has the rather tantilising tagline: 'has painful gonads' classy stuff!
( , Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:42, closed)

the gonads surprised me, i didnt think he had a pair considering he only approaches the weird girl because he thinks shes easiest.
( , Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:47, closed)
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