Translation
"Fuck off you rancid whore' directed at some secretary who refuses to put you through to the right person."

Translated as:

Directed at some poor secretary doing their job of filtering out the loathsome sub-human sales scum that constantly waste my fucking time with the stunningly patronising insinuation I'm a drooling halfwit, incapable of purchasing the product I require at an appropriate cost without their assistance.

The only outbursts in your office should be the sobs of your co-workers confronting the howling black emptiness of their pointless little lives.

You cunt.
(Go on , touch it, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:36, 1 reply)

Clarification
Personally, I choose not to speak to people like that, but I can't account for everybody. Undoubtedly, a lot of people in my office are cunts. I'm quite pleasant actually.
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:42, closed)

Nothing personal
but all the personal characteristics required to be a good salesperson are the same characteristics required to be a really shitty human being. I can only assume that you are a really shitty salesman; and that is something you should be proud of.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 23:47, closed)