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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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All the white dog shit
is being stolen by taxi drivers at night, who grind it down and smoke it, coz it gets them high, and the police can't tell because it doesn't affect their eyes.

That's why you don't see it anymore. It's nothing to do with dogs diets.

By white dog shit, I mean that the dog shit is white not that the shit is from a white dog.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 1:00, 4 replies)
Woooooooooooooooooow
I wondered why I hadn't seen any since I was a kid....

*clicks*
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 9:32, closed)
This had always perplexed me.
I've not seen white dog shit in years. It was awesome stuff. All crispy with a fine layer of fur.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 11:04, closed)
When I was a nipper
I thought it was chalk, and would pick bits up to scrawl on the pavements :(
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 12:25, closed)
Did you draw
a cock on the pavement in WDS?

that would be awesome.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 18:21, closed)

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