Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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The guy who owns and runs the gym I go to...Is a Geordie. lovely guy, you can have a laugh with. Just don't talk to him about:
Politics
Wars
9/11
Swine flu
Revolutions
Anything apart from bodybuilding basically.
He reckons everything has happened for a reason, for the Illuminati to get rid of the Old World Order in order to bring in a New World Order (obviously).
WWI, The Russian Revolution, the Wall Street Crash, Hitler, WWII and basically everything that has happened since is all the Illuminati getting rid of this Old World Order. Even swine flu. Bear with me on this.
Apparently, the American governments want to adopt a universal currency for America, much like the Euro in Europe. However, Mexico wanted to keep an independant economy from the rest of the Americas. The CIA then infected Mexican Pig Farms with Swine Flu in order to de-stabilise the Mexican economy so the government would be forced to join this American currency.
He also belives in things called the Nephalim (I think). Goliath (out of David and Goliath) was one. Basically, to cut a long story short, they have found Nephalim in Afghanistan in caves which is the only place they can live due to being so large and not exactly welcome amongst the human populace.
So there you go. Oh, and lizard people running countries and on the news. Search for lizard eye or something on YouTube.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 17:11, 2 replies)
But haven't the illuminati been among us for millenia?If so, doesn't that mean that they brought about the Old World Order in the first place? That being the case, it seems rather inefficient of them to do that and then change there mind and decide we need a whole new order. I personally feel we have little to fear from such indecisive overlords.
The Nephilim are some old Babylonian mythical creatures that supposedly look a bit like classic aliens - all grey and big heads and black eyes and stuff. More specifically, the Nephilim were alien-human hybrids.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 23:23, closed)
Ahem.Angel - human hybrids, I believe.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:07, closed)
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