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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Luckily,
As you enjoy your champagne at midnight on December 31st 2012, you can call him up (assuming you're not at the same party), and say 'I'm still alive. How about you? And the seven billion other people on Earth?'
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:06, 2 replies)
YES!
I WILL DO THIS THING!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:57, closed)
i had a great deal of fun
on millennium eve, doing just that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:07, closed)
Ah, millenium eve...
I remember it well. I was enjoying myself until the lizard police arrested me and cut half of my brain out so I wouldn't remember anything.


Or maybe that was the champagne..?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:10, closed)

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