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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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How to remove red wine from white carpets1. Rub it in with your stockinged foot.
2. Drink rest of wine.
3. Shout for the boy.
4. Buy a new, maroon carpet.
5. Chortle at plebian whimsies.
6. Continue drinking wine.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 23:11, Reply)
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