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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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poisonous snakesIf you live in a house close to the jungle where poisonous snakes show up quite regularly, keep a can of mace handy. Spray the bastard in the eyes from a reasonably safe distance then batter the cunt with a bamboo pole while your semi wild dogs rip him to pieces...that'll learn ya, ya poisonous snake cunt
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:50, 2 replies, latest was 18 years ago)
poisonous snakesUse capsicum spray and then bbq the twunt. :) It will already be nicely spiced before it even hits the hotplate!
(, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 7:47, Reply)
Being an Australian......And formerly living in the middle of nowhere, I can say with some confidence that with a little effort, you can get quite good at just shooting the venomous little shitbags.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 3:10, Reply)
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