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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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The Top Tip Formerly Known As DonaldInsecure about your diminutive stature and the fact you look and dress like a greasy pimp?
Simply act like you are fifty feet tall and have a functioning cock and nobody will be any the wiser. If this proves difficult, try bullying your own fans from behind a wall of (considerably taller) lawyers.
This will ensure you are regarded with respect rather than, say, as a grotesque, squeaking purple leprechaun.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:47, Reply)
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