Ladies
When I text you a picture of my cock it's good manners to reply with a picture of your fanny.
(bunglist, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:39, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

TRUFAX
My boss received a random picture of a cock the other day with the legend "What do you think?".

He asked me if any of the team had changed their numbers recently, and when I replied in the negative he responded to the picture, "Well that's very nice, but who does it belong to?"

Five minutes later and a complete stranger 'phones him up, apologising profusely and saying that my boss' number is one digit off his girlfriend and that he's really, really sorry oh god he's so sorry hahahahahaahahahahaha
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

That is class
and I'm going to get a SIM card for an old phone for just this purpose
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

text a picture of a cock, eh?
Something like:

B==>

Although, that does look rather pointy.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 7:14, Reply)

8==0 - - -

( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 6:48, Reply)