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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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To make whipped creamTake an unopened tub of double cream and shake it up in down in an aggressive wanking motion for 10 to 20 minutes until it stops making slopping noises.
Credit for this tip goes to my mother.
Do NOT do this to tubs of cream in a supermarket that you haven't paid for.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 14:12,
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20 mins?Can I just tape it to the back of my hand and have a wank? Two birds and one stone and all that
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 0:34,
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To whip cream by handusing a whisk and a bowl only takes about 5 minutes though.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 13:46,
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