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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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and used to put everything together in one place, but then the great unwashed would be gathered around like seagulls at a council tip.
However, about 6pm in Waitrose, they reduce stuff and it isn't full of smelly people trying to mug the reduced-ticket man as he prices stuff down.
I got a £6 banoffee cheesecake for £1.50 not so long back. The cake counter and the deli sections are the places to scope out.
( , Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

calf and sheep's liver at any time of any day knocked down to pence.
( , Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I was in Tesco one Sunday afternoon just as the Reduced stuff was being wheeled out. It was like the Cabbage Patch Doll riots all over again. I felt sorry for the poor sod who'd been tasked with pricing up the dented cheddar and single scotch eggs in sad-looking bags. He did his best to stock the shelves, but was no match for the ravenous scabby grasping arms flailing around, snatching each miserable morsel while the price-gun was still mid-clack. Watching this sacrificial shelf-stacker battle mercilessly against the marauding pack of bastards, it reminded me of the scene in Jurassic Park when they lower the goat into the dinosaur enclosure. He never stood a chance. At one point, the cheeky bastards even started making requests, telling him which things to price next. I began to wonder if I'd missed a national ban on food.
They say a society is only three meals away from anarchy. Three meals! I reckon two 59p quiches and a bent pepperami would do it.
( , Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
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