Girls!
Make your boyfriend think you're bisexual by offering him a threesome with your most attractive girlfriend.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 14:55, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

^^ this
With fucking big bells, whistles, fireworks, lasers and a small orchestra playing Elgar.

It happened once maybe 16 years ago. I never really got a look in and was too pissed to care or intrude.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)

or...
make him think you're bisexual by asking for a threesome with his fit mate.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Or ask for a threesome with your flat mate
and then write about it on this week's QOTW
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)

No.
That would be gay.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)