You say all that
but if I made you a chalk sandwich, I bet you would not say 'Thank you, this is almost like a cheese sandwich'.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 8:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Likewise writing on a blackboard is almost impossible with cheese.
And I have never referred to a family-friendly, unimaginative comedy film as "chalky".

Thinking about it, this is the most ridiculous top tip I have EVER come across. I'm going to sue.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

sue have a wank
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Yeah that's what I said.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)