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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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When writing the cooking instructions to go on the back of packets and labels, stop referring to the product in the first person. I don't want to read "Pour me into a pan and heat gently, but don't let me boil" as it just sounds utter wank.
( , Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:58, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Not sure who came up with it, but they deserve a slap.
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:27, Reply)

a lot of their sauces have it on. It's not as bad as a bag of oven chips I saw recently. The instructions started with "Mmm chips"
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

A lot of instructions are phrased like, for example, 'I get on the bus, I stamp my ticket...' Drives me nuts.
( , Mon 17 Jan 2011, 6:45, Reply)
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