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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Food manufacturersWhen writing the cooking instructions to go on the back of packets and labels, stop referring to the product in the first person. I don't want to read "Pour me into a pan and heat gently, but don't let me boil" as it just sounds utter wank.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:58,
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latest was 15 years ago)
I find it quite creepy.Not sure who came up with it, but they deserve a slap.
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Bats, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:27,
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Probably Homepridea lot of their sauces have it on. It's not as bad as a bag of oven chips I saw recently. The instructions started with "Mmm chips"
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:44,
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Where I liveA lot of instructions are phrased like, for example, 'I get on the bus, I stamp my ticket...' Drives me nuts.
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