Top TipsGot a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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I was looking through some posts of mine from a few years ago,and I found a top tip I'd forgotten I'd posted and because it made me do a lol I'm going to pea-roast it.
"Completely satisfy your bukkake urges by ram-raiding a spermbank with a minibus full of cheerleaders."
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:33,
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latest was 13 years ago)
My fav top tip of mine was never published unfortunately ...to my eternal disappointment!It was: "Keep the flies off your dead girlfriends vagina by smearing jam on her face".
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That made me do a LOL in upper case.(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:40,
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^What she said^(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:00,
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