I got yanked the halloween before last
because I'd forgot to put my headlights on. Brightly lit street, car had just broken down and was in a bit of a kerfuffle wondering if it would make it home and I just didn't notice they weren't on.

Unfortunately, I was on my way home from the 1st annual Glasgow Zombie Walk, and I was in full zombie regalia (minus the contact lenses of course, luckily). The copper just said "Hello sir do you realise you've not got your........................... take the keys out and step out the car please, sir."

He was convinced I was drunk and breathalised me on the spot, basically pointing out what would happen when it turned out I was pissed, shouted at me for trying to hold the breathaliser myself and stood like a smug twat waiting for an easy collar.

I got off with it when it turned out I was sober as a judge. He didn't look pleased at all.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)