Christmas lunch's
During the Christmas period you will happily pay £45 for the following in a city bar

1. Turkey so try it makes a nuns cuntflaps look moist
2. Microwaved potatoes - because it’s obviously very hard to peel, boil then roast them yourself – lazy bastards
3. Vegetables that were ready to eat during the great war - but - have been left boiling in the pot since then - just in case
4. "Now that’s what I call westlife's most crap xmas covers....ever....panpipe edition" creating the white noise
5. Half a bottle of wine which manages to combine vinegar with the sweat from and Ethiopian marathon runner’s trainer
6. A plastic comb and a paper hat neatly folded (by a 3rd world sweatshop child) into a cheap Christmas Cracker

Any other time of the year this would seem as an obscene mark up for crap food – but hey – its Christmas
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 12:31, Reply)