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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Black people causing a racket in your street with their ghetto blasters and incessant rapping?Politely ask them to keep the volume at a more socially acceptable level. Most people are gracious enough to accept a reasonable request regardless of the colour of their skin.
For best results you should refer to them as "You people"
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Having difficulty removing a baseball bat from your anus?liberally apply vasaline or fairy liquid to your chocolate starfish prior to approaching your neighbours to discuss domestic arrangements.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:25,
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