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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Waiting at home all day for a delivery?Indulge yourself in a complicated wank with the vacuum cleaner and Murphy's law dictates that they will ring the doorbell at the point of orgasm.
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and you won't hear them anywayBut I'm just guessing anyway and have never tried getting off when I was 13 using the vacuum cleaner and a bit of wide bore pipe so that my cock would flap back and forth vigorously making me orgasm in about 12 seconds and then again 30 seconds later, and then seconds after I turned it off I heard my mum come in from the shops.
No, not me.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:44,
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