Liven up a dull day at the office by employing a string quartet
and have them play a sliding upward screech the minute anyone reaches for a door, thereby recreating the atmosphere of an 80s schlock horror film. If you have spare change, employ the piccolo section as well to squeal a trill when they open a drawer (if you are out of cash then you may have to lean on the bottom 12 notes of a concert grand piano yourself when someone opens a newspaper with a large headline on it).
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:34, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This is a fantastic idea
and I'm hearing horror movie sound effects in my mind already. Could be a little impractical to put into practice though.
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I agree with Smale.
W**k becomes almost interesting if one fantasizes about killing everyone in the office.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)