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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Fancy taking part in a bukkakebut your partner is less than willing? Wank into an icecube tray on a daily basis, returning it to the freezer each time until it's full, typically about 2 dozen ice cubes.
Next time you're being tugged/sucked off, produce your spunky icecubes and a Mr Frosty, crank the handle and let the slushy manfat spatter on her face.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 1:11,
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