What a load of pith
Like fruit but hate those pithy bits?

Shake the fruit, for about a minute, before cutting / peeling. This causes the pith to dissolve into the "flesh" of the fruit.

Boooom - pithless fruit
(Mean Mad Mutski, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:19, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think you're taking the pith

(Smale is stuffed, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

It's definitely a bit fruity.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Tee hee

(Mean Mad Mutski, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Orange you just making that up?
Lime not sure I believe you. I'd grapefruitly accept the advice if it were true, I bet you currant prove it though, so don't kumquat round here with your lies. I apple-aud your efforts mind you, so don't dis-pear.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

ah...
That old chestnut...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:49, Reply)

OMG
I've like totally got a load of people to like shake their fruit and stuff

OMG OMG OMG

It was just a joke - ha haaaaaa!

*****
(Mean Mad Mutski, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Was there any particular raisin for it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Orange you gonna explain yourself?

(Smale is stuffed, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I've
already done that one, you plum.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Alright
don't get your, erm, apricots in a twist.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

You guys are twisting my melon.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Back when I worked as local crew
for a few venues, we did a Happy Mondays gig. One of their roadies (can't remember his job - maracas tech/vibes, probably) said that all.the.fucking.time. Should have dropped a follow spot on him, cunt.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 8:30, Reply)