Can't afford to go to Switzerland to euthanise your gran?
Dress her up as a dog and have her put down at the local vets instead.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:46, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ahem.
I think Mr W. Hicks has something of a monopoly on the Euthanasia debate - put them in the movies:

"Do you want your grandmother dying like a little bird in some hospital room? Her translucent skin so thin you can see her last heartbeat work its way slowly down her blue vein? Or... do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:57, Reply)

"He took her head clean off!"

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)