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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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DrivingWhen joining a motorway, its always a good idea to accelerate down the sliproad to match the approximate speed of the traffic flow. This will prevent the ashen faced bloke in the car behind you having to take to the hard shoulder whilst simultaneously leaning on the horn and mouthing foul invectives in your general direction.*
* May apply to elderly drivers who wear Trilby style hats and drive 15 year old pristine Rovers.
He's probably never had an accident but has been at the scene of plenty..
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:41, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
As a side noteit would help if motorway designers made the sliproads long enough in all cases that this is possible for people in 53 years' old trabants to have some hope of achieving.
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Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 1 May 2011, 1:54,
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