Enliven in-law relation weddings you're forced to go to by getting spannered on Jim Bean before you turn up. Increase the amusement by throwing shoes at random guests on the dancefloor and calling everyone a 'bell-end'. And as we know, cocktail sausages in your nostrils will never be not funny.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 10 May 2011, 19:00, Reply)