Pretend you are homosexual
By buying a train ticket from London to Manchester and being fucking arse raped for the privelige
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:19, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Joe Scaramanga found a UK rail ticket online for £700 t'other day.
You can fly to Antigua for less.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

700 notes?
thats a 14 day package all inclusive holiday somewhere??!!
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Too fucking true.
For extra laughs try taking the "Heathrow Express". Almost twenty fucking pounds for a 15 minute journey -- you could get a taxi cheaper up here.
Still, London's an expensive shithole so I don't go often.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Ah but at least there's decent entertainment.
Anywhaere beyond the M25 generally has a regional accent, inbreeding, and thinks that playing music from the 1980s on a 3D Superwoofer constitutes "a good night out".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Im sold
Hence me living 'up north'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)