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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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If you've got leftover cereal or onion gravy (or anything else too chunky for the sink but too runny for the bin) flush it down the toilet. Problem solved.
( , Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

as you tip it down the toilet, you can make vomiting noises for comic effect.
( , Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Chuck the dodgy Chinese uneaten down the crapper, make retchy noises, call in sick, spend the day in bed eating Milky Bars, watching Come Dine With Me.
( , Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
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