Asthmatic wolves
It is much easier to set fire to the house of straw in order to get at the little pigs inside. The same goes for the house of sticks.

A wrecking bar can be used to secure ingress to the house of bricks, or failing that just shin up the drainpipe and go in through the bedroom window.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:01, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Silly Sandettie
Wolf cannot climb, he knows not how to use crampons or tie a Munter Mule!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

You don't need crampons
to go up a drainpipe. My mate did it when he lost his keys
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Or a well-timed brick through a window...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)