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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Inspired by TitanLX
In a shit relationship and wanting to end it, but don't want to be the one that does the dumping?
Simply have your partner get into reading the Daily Mail everyday. After about two years, announce that you're quitting work and claiming benefits so you can fulfil your conversion to Islam. Hey presto, you'll be dumped faster than something that gets dumped quickly.

This will be extra effective if you're female and intend to wear a full veil.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

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