Don't write stories about
wanking at Disneyland, if you are going to be mortified when they end up in a newsletter.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:44, 9 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yeah, what kind of utter cunt would do that?!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)

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( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Yeah...but...I...
what I mean to say is...I intended...

Oh fuck off.

*skulks*
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Wuv yoo Scarpe :-) :-)
Xxx
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I would return the compliment
but I am too ashamed.

The worst thing is (stop reading now if you don't want to get bored):

The whole story is, on a basic level, true. But I deliberately chose the words I used.

I said 'facilities' to imply 'public toilets' without actually saying 'public toilets'. (and, as it happens, it gave me the room to make that bad Creche joke in the replies too) but the real story is:

I did wank in the public toilets after watching a Disney show when I was 15, and I did wank after seeing a scantily clad Jane in the Tarzan show when I was 32. But the second wank was in a private toilet (the bathroom of my hotel room, later that day because my then GF wasn't interested that night).

That's not much better is it?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)

And that was my free lesson in how to tell a QOTW story
without ever actually lying.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Oh scarpe, we've all been there
I hope you're not too ashamed. I hope you weren't too ashamed at the time. That would be terrible, crying and wanking quetly in the bathroom. Cranking just quietly enough to not wake anyone up, wondering where to make a mess, and trying not to think of using the shampoo bottle.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:58, Reply)

But I was.
I was so ashamed.

I got even more ashamed when my cock fitted the neck of the bottle.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:33, Reply)

flip top lid or screw on ?

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)