Sneezing
I find when any friends of mine can't stop sneezing that the following steps always work.

Creep up behind them...

Tap them on the sholder...

then PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE until there unconsious...

Tie them to the back of your car, if you don't have a car a mate's will do fine. Make sure you tie them with nylon rope... don't ask just do it.

Drive around as fast as you posibly can a solid 80 on the motorway if you want to sure.

Hey presto no more annoying hicups...
EVER

Works like a charm though I'm starting to get very low on friends making it quite hard to borrow a mate's car...I'm sure I'll have this fixed in version 2 though
(K9, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:03, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Um
It started with sneezing and turned into hiccoughs??
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:22, Reply)

Yeah...
Kind of a cure for both though...
(K9, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:51, Reply)

ah
Now that i think about it, it could probably cure a tooth ache too...... no teeth? hey presto!
(cantbearsed I cant be bothered to write a sig... wait, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:50, Reply)