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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
black kittens stapled to your forehead make excelent replacement eyebrows for burn victims
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:46,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Or
alistair darling.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:29,
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what the hell would you want with alister darling stapled to your forhead for?
the man is clearly a cunt and should be glued further down and only used by preop transexuals
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:53,
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see, now he seems interesting
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:06,
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ooookay i will give that yes he does seem interesting when down there
but any other time he would be a waste of staples and oxygen
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:23,
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