This is a Top Tip from my mum.
If you're being picked on by a gang of school-age bullies who always wait for you by the side of the road they know you have to walk by to get home, 'disarm' their strategic advantage in numbers, muscle, confidence etcetera by simply issuing the statement 'there's no need to be so belligerent'. Instantly the effect will be noticed as the majority of the evil crew will become so paralysed by confusions to the meaning of the word that they will let you pass with no impedance, and those who do understand what the word means will tip their hat to you in respect and allow you free passage also.

Yes Mum, that's exactly what will happen.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

hhhmmmm just so you know
some times
and only some times mind mums tend to lie *
was she having a bad period and your father had had enough
or maybe she had run out of chocolates/prozak/batterys for the vibrator/valium



*lots
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)