Embarrass the drunk of the party
When he falls asleep first, carefully detach his anus from his buttock muscles using a surgical blade. Then awake him by putting shaving foam and pepper on his hand and tickle his nose. He will then move his hand to his nose and sneeze loudly, literally shitting his bowels through his arse...and.. his face will be covered in shaving foam. Ha Ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 23:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)