Former Grange Hill teachers
when portraying former Nazi leaders in blockbusting films from 1989, sign your Despotic character's name in the 'Grail Diary' clearly and legibly, so 6-year-old boys do not mis-interpret your scrawl and ask their fathers who 'Alan Hitler' is...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:05, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Bronson's
got toupee...
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

That this clearly
and undeniably occurred pleases me a great deal.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I really do hope
That there is a man going about his daily business somewhere called "Alan Hitler"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:57, Reply)