Truck drivers
Attach a penis enlarger pump directly to your air-line using reinforced rubber tubing, so as you are driving you can add to the pleasure of the vibrations without having to stop at service stations to buy pornography.
Therefore giving you more time to kill prostitutes and buy rolls of carpets.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:41, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I find these stereotypes about lorry drivers being murderers offensive
some of them are rapists too.
( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Shit....
your right.... yet I dont want to edit my post....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

^ clarkson?

( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

god no
Waaaaaaaay before Clarkson. I have known this truth since I was about 5.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)