Live in London? Own a shop?
Prevent unsightly looting by standing outside it with a baseball bat, like the Turkish community in Stoke Newington.

Alternatively, smash up your own shop and nick your own stock to manage away those pesky downturn low sales figures with a nice little insurance claim and stock unload.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:36, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yup.
A friend in LA was saying that during the LA riots the only place that wasn't looted was Korea Town, where the shop owners stood outside with shotguns.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

That's probably "A public order offence...".
Best bet is to leave this pathetic shithole of a country.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:06, Reply)

If there's enough of you,
you could organise a game. Perfect cover. Or not, since it is probably an offence to play in the street.

Have you ever seen Predator? That's a cool movie, much better than Cowboys and Aliens.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 23:42, Reply)