i used to be a bartender.
that might work on some barmen, but the rest of us will give you change for a 5 and then tell you that you are either drunk or mistaken if you claim otherwise, and if you're drinking any mixed cocktails, you'll get less than half the alcohol you're paying for.

not an attack on you, mind - i'm just saying that bartenders and waiters are the wrong people to piss off. we're the people who handle the things you put in your mouth, after all.
( postbear has metal knees, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 2:40, Reply)