Doctor Fluffy recomends
That when a WOMAN or LADY complains about the size of your organ being to small.The accepted reply of well if it played in a smaller hall, whilst being the correct answer , unfortunately as we are dealing with WOMAN or LADY the expected reply should be sorry followed by do i get a discount because it is a smaller portion?
If you replied with its like loosing a wand in a wizards sleeve or a similar phrase be prepared to have all sexual contact withdrawn .

Alternatively i find rohypnol and rapetape/gaffatape to be equally effective and some what cheaper.
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:51, Reply)