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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Avoid heavy fines when caught shitting in the woods or fly tippingby putting on a barely understandable irish gypsy accent. If you can convince the law that you are a gypsy, your environmental misdemeanor suddenly becomes the cultural practice of proud travelling folk. So the mess will be cleaned up by the council for free, no questions asked.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:19, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
Yes, this.Also, if you're a traveller, amuse the general public by staying put, fighting a 10-year court case to be able to do so at their expense, at their expense.
Claim it's "racism" if you lose, because travelling (or not) is a fucking race, isn't it?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:35,
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